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Average company: to protect us from cyber attacks you need SOC2 certificate, you need ISO 239041298, all your employees need CEH certs, you must answer this supplier questionnaire on an Excel spreadsheet with macros promising you're the national centre of excellence for cyber.

The result: 19 year old from Scattered Spider breaks in to a Windows Server 2003 box after 4 minutes of trying and deploys ransomware.

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good old fashioned bureaucracy, that'll stop 'dem hackers drgn_fingergun
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@GossiTheDog That's some good karma there. Not condoning the hacker's nefarious activities, but... mmmm, karma!

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@GossiTheDog Excuse me ISO 239041298 is toilet proficiency and I display mine proudly next to my MBA

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@GossiTheDog @sullybiker Maybe the computers need certificate training instead. blobfoxthinkgoogly
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