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Greetings, Ladies, Gentlemen, and all living beings. Miss Kat Amari here.

Here at Katamari Corp., we strive to satisfy our customers by providing high quality cat hair on all of your favourite clothes. If you purchase our premium services, we can also cause holes in said clothes. Trust me when I say that we take our services very seriously to satisfy all our customers, which is why we're the best on the market.

We at Katamari Corp. hope to see you soon. If you call now, you get a free hairball regurgitated on your first visit.

Best regards,
Kat Amari
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@solidsanek@outerheaven.club I'm so impressed by Katamari Corp Cat Hair's ability to attract more and more hair, at an exponential rate, in just a few months you can have a hairball the size of the observable universe!

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