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@kaia I read an article about the last olympics where they said that the olympic village had tons and tons of sex happening. I don't know why that's bad though.
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@sun

jealousy. imagine highly attractive and trained and hormonal people in their prime having lots of sex.
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@kaia fuck olympics, i'm gonna play my sax on the bed anyways blobcatcooljazz
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@sun @kaia imagine you're not doing anything useful or creative, literally just a monkey in a zoo doing tricks and competing with other monkeys for amusement of masses and cameras, all to make political leaders happy.
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@kaia >anti-sex bed
Expectation: autistic nerd shit like DND or DOTA themed bed

Reality:
Just a cardboard bed that can't support weight of more than one person

Nothing new tho, the did the same in 2019 or so
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@hj @kaia Can't support weight of more than one CHONK ATHLETE. Meaning two normal weight athletes can go at it like wild rabbits or even three slim or girl athletes can swap slime all night.

Not to mention athletes are known from being you know, athletic. So standing up against a doorframe or hands on the wall or on the freaking floor shouldn't be a big issue.

I wonder how far removed these people are from reality. "Let's give them shit beds that surely will stop the seggs" while the people going at it are like: "we have beds?"
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@kaia dafuq are Antisex Beds? How do they work? And dont they know that Athletes will fuck anyway... Always happened at Olympics
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@susie @kaia beds are comfier. Doing it on hard floor can give you bruises if you're rough.
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@kaia @susie I imagine those are antisex blankets too, like, you know the crappy "almost paper" waffle towels kind of blankets.
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@kaia
Here's a good example of the fuckery going on for the Olympics.
"The metro ticket is fixed at 4 euros it's deliberately done so that people don'(t buy any"
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@kaia my bed is also anti-sex. when a woman tries to enter it a large spring immediately turns the bed into a mattress catapult, exiling the wench from my bedroom
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@kaia Not the "local" ones no
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@kaia anti-s*x is any number not equal to s*x. helps you narrow it down 🧠.

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@kaia They could have written "Anti-sechs" (german for 6) there or just "sex", but they censored it?
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