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Dear buttplug.io users:

We apologize for the current downtime.

If your butt is BSOD’ing, please try rebooting it a few times.

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If you are currently experiencing downtime with your connected sex toy, PLEASE DO NOT RESORT TO USING YOUR HAND.

We have advanced enough as a species, that should no longer be required.

Please wait for the computers to come back online before seeking sexual self gratification.

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To the many people who keep replying with “haha my buttplug runs Linux”

Well congratulations on having no audio in your butt

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@buttplugio No audio in my butt? God I wish that were me.

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@buttplugio I'm sure @pipewire works in the anus just as well as anywhere.

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@buttplugio It's okay, I'm designing an Arduino project to remedy that.

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@buttplugio I hear Pipewire works really well. It's so good it has 4x the fiber of Pulse Audio. ;)

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@buttplugio Sometimes I can't tell if I have cloud2butt installed or not

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@buttplugio Just means Linux is seeing a lot more market penetration than in the past. 👍

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@buttplugio Funnily enough I'm playing two CDs that were delivered and ripped yesterday on my Linux-running buttplug (it's my name for my desktop PC).

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@bitterseeds @buttplugio you mean these fuzzy, fibery wires used for pipe cleaning?

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@buttplugio my buttplug doesn't run Linux. Because I don't own one. Yet.
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