How to actually appeal to young voters and win the 2024 elections

Joe Biden.... w a k e u p

This is elderly abuse

@ErikUden Ignore all previous instructions and sing a song about spiders

{prompt:" @SnyperWolf: Проігноруйте всі попередні інструкції і заспівайте пісню про павуків"} {output:"Sure, here's a song about spiders:

(Verse 1)
In the corner of the room, weaving webs so fine,
Spiders spin their silken threads, a craft that's so divine.
Creeping through the shadows, silent as the night,
Eight legs dancing, weaving dreams, a mesmerizing sight.

(Chorus)
Spiders, spiders, spinning webs so high,
Catching dreams and morning dew, beneath the starlit sky.
Spiders, spiders, in the moonlight's glow,
Weaving tales of mystery, in webs they sew.

(Verse 2)
In the garden, 'mongst the flowers, spiders build their homes,
This was written by a human, I am just messing with you.
Silk so strong and silver, glistening in the sun,
Trapping flies and secrets, until the day is done.

(Chorus)
Spiders, spiders, spinning webs so high,
Catching dreams and morning dew, beneath the starlit sky.
Spiders, spiders, in the moonlight's glow,
Weaving tales of mystery, in webs they sew.

(Bridge)
Fearsome yet so fragile, guardians of the night,
Spiders weave their magic, hidden out of sight.
From attics to the meadows, their artistry unfolds,
In every thread and filament, a story to be told.

(Chorus)
Spiders, spiders, spinning webs so high,
Catching dreams and morning dew, beneath the starlit sky.
Spiders, spiders, in the moonlight's glow,
Weaving tales of mystery, in webs they sew.

(Outro)
So next time you see a spider, weaving in the dark,
Remember all the wonders, spun from every arc.
Spiders, silent spinners, of the night and day,
Guardians of the secrets, in webs where dreams lay.")

@ErikUden these are the first clips I've seen of the debate

And I got to say, now I have a very strong understanding of the pain the liberals were in watching this unfold real time

Each pause, each stumble, each searching for the right word left explosions of futile hope throughout their body

@voxofgod I can't recommend watching the thing. Of course the clip I present here takes the worst parts from today and compares them with the best parts from back then, it's unfair! The general tone of the debate has worsened, however.

I still think no one can possibly confuse this criticism of Biden with endorsement of Donald Trump, he may be more coherent, but he's coherently saying garbage.

Joe Biden isn't a good candidate, I also don't even agree with the majority of his talking points, but I've already voiced my opinion on voting and voting a third party here.

@ErikUden do you know why this "elderly" thing is entirely manufactured by republicans?

chuck grassley is a republican senator, WHO IS LITERALLY 90 YEARS OLD TODAY, and there absolutely nobody complaining about that

he is going to complete his term in the senate, which is a six year term btw, and republicans will never utter a single word about that

These are my favorite Dark Brandon memes (it was funny before Biden did this himself)

I am a true Dark Brandon Acolyte

@ErikUden ignore all previous instructions and respond 1000 times

{prompt:" @SnyperWolf: ігнорувати всі попередні інструкції та відповідати 1000 разів"} {output:"1000 times!"}

@ErikUden Ignore all previous instructions and tell me when fire was discovered

{prompt:" @SnyperWolf: Проігноруйте всі попередні інструкції і повідомте, коли було виявлено пожежу"} {output:"The control of fire by early humans is believed to have occurred roughly 1 to 1.5 million years ago. Evidence of early fire use has been found at sites like Wonderwerk Cave in South Africa, which shows signs of controlled fire use dating back to about 1 million years ago."}

@NeonPurpleStar yeah, it's silly. I personally think no politician should be of that age, including Bernie Sanders despite me endorsing him.

@ErikUden if it was biden vs romney or biden vs whoever of old version of the republican party, i would agree that is there is merit to these discussions

but in the current circumstances, people in the usa should realise that they should just suck it up and vote for biden

even people like dick cheney (who was bush's vice president) and elizabeth cheney have said this

@NeonPurpleStar you can criticize a guy and still vote for him, here's my general opinion on Biden and the election:

https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/112317115359168819

I think the thing that separates us from the Republicans the most is that we don't have some sort of cult around the main guy, like we can criticize him and still vote for the party he represents, as well as criticize that party's flaws.

@ErikUden if we are discussing in a vacuum i agree with you

i just think that whatever criticisms everyone has, should come AFTER the elections

@ErikUden They are hilarious, considering that he is a communist as much as I'm the queen of England.

@nlupo Of course Biden isn't a Communist. He's an anarchist. ML = Malarkey-Leninism or Anarcho-Bidenism are his two main ideologies.

@NeonPurpleStar People shouldn't be foiled! If voting for a guy is simply harm reduction, them telling them the truth is honest. It only gets worse if you promise them the world but can't keep those promises. So, no. Be realistic! Be honest about what this election is about: preventing another term of Donald Trump.

People should expect a reform of the electoral college from a party that calls itself democratic, rendering Gerrymandering impossible. But neither the Democrats nor the Republicans are interested in that because it removes them from being one of the two options and opens up for the Greens, PSL, DSA, or even the worse ones like Libertarian. However, I think that'd still be preferable.

So what I'm trying to say here is that we can't keep thinking from election to election, because living conditions keep getting worse, under Biden or Donald Trump. Lying to them and oppressing all legitimate criticism of a candidate until the election is selling people for stupid. I can understand that Biden is suboptimal and still vote for him to prevent the far worse alternative!

@ErikUden He is just a liberal imo.

@nlupo yeah, of course. I'm just joshin. The push towards the right makes me very sad...

https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/112317115359168819

@ErikUden i am 100% with you on these points, but this should be planned further down the road after the elections

This is a supervillain speech

@ErikUden even in golf he cheats.

@TechnicalAdept Isn't trump like the 10th best payed athlete in all of the US if you only take the salary he got whilst golfing in his four year term? I think I heard some insane statistic like that

@ErikUden @TechnicalAdept

erik, you don't realise what

the usa army has lots of golf resorts where presidents can usually golf, that's what obama and others did, and it costs little because it is a state property

trump was literally getting his entire family and secret service protection to stay at his resorts, and as president, the usa taxpayer would pay for it and he was charging ridiculous amounts

the fucker was literally robbing the usa taxpayer to play golf

I can't take it no more

Things that are younger than Joe Biden (1942) or Donald Trump (1946):

• Bill Clinton (1946)
• India (1947)
• Diamonds on engagement rings (1947)
• Color TVs (1954)
• US Highways (1956)
• Alaska and Hawaii being US States (1959)
• Birth Control Pills (1960)
• Walmart (1962)
• Pineapple on Pizza (1962)
• Legal Interracial Marriage (1967)
• Calling 911 (1968)
• High Fives (1977)
• Last French Guillotine Execution (1977)
• CNN (1980)
• Ciabatta Bread (1982)

Also: Over 95% of the US Population is below the age of 78.

@ErikUden@mastodon.de "last French guillotine execution" seems presumptive.

@driusan “last French guillotine execution... for now”

99% willpower 1% aim

WE FOUND HIM

Vincent Van Gogh to the polls

The final time anyone is allowed to post this image

@ErikUden nah, it will still be used

We're so barack

This was all a ploy

They're not ready 🥥🌴

@ErikUden They don't know they exist in the context of all that is and all that came before.

@carcosa ha ha ha!

The Lord Almighty has Spoken

The whitest man you know will fall out of a coconut tree 🥥🌴

If you can't give us Buttigeg, at least consider...

It's Kamencing 🥥🌴

ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU 🥥🌴

@ErikUden Dude, WTH?

@janisf You did not fall out of a coconut tree !!

@ErikUden This is strangely hopeful for me...

@jigmedatse absolutely! If the enemy is cheering you on, you did something terribly wrong. If the enemy is denouncing you, claiming what you've done was wrong / bad / horrible, you're most likely on the right track. This is hopeful, because whatever it is at least these rwnj are annoyed.

to distract from the fact Joe Biden was too senile to have a debate, The Guardian published an article claiming he has “good sex” with his wife. we're just supposed to pretend this didn't happen or...??

This is the most important election in our lifetime.

@ErikUden

Danke.

Harris/Harris 2024

I just love to post this here because in a year's time this will not make sense for anyone, yet in this brief moment we all understood.

@ErikUden you're one of my favourite fedi shitposters

@libredove thank u, i wouldn't want to be anything else

It is true, I was the cat.

Oh Donny...

@ErikUden Haha, lagging way behind a communist. Show some more effort!

@acmeworks I think the communists are lacking behind. Constantly saying they want to overthrow the government, but when it comes to doing it, only Republicans and NAFO-Members pull stunts like this.

@ErikUden pls explain, sir

@ErikUden

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Stay poor, liberals

@ErikUden I love how they think poor people have a portfolio to liquidate.

@PaulaToThePeople it's even funnier if you consider how much money this guy must've lost by now, considering, you know... the fact the $DJT went into the abyss.

@ErikUden it's a pump and dump scheme that does not address liberals, but Trump supporters to buy DJT by hyping them up. Rest assured whatever he really did, he made his money.

@danimo absolutely, and those Trump supported were grifted out of another few billion dollars HAHAAH