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remember to install at least two linux distros , for redundancy

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@minekpo1 this has saved me once when i fucked my bootloader…

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@tay @minekpo1 you did WHAT with your bootloader????

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@lexi @tay having sex with various parts of the operating system is also recommended so that the os is not pent up

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@minekpo1 @lexi @tay giving head to systemd-journald that it won't forget.

also making out with whatever timesync daemon is set up. it deserves it for being such a good worker.

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@lexi @minekpo1 @tay cuddling and fucking and comforting systemd after it comes home from work[upset because of anti systemd dipshits] and giving love to each of its components

finally the first pro-systemd smut. someone write this. this one wants to fuck a program and then work together with coredumpctl on gently fixing the bug when the program crashes

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@5225225 @minekpo1 @tay holy shit this may be the first time this one has entered a totally unhinged (/pos) term into ao3 and friends and got a total of zero results

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@lexi @5225225 @minekpo1 impressive. Guess we know what we gotta do…

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@tay @lexi @5225225 @minekpo1 what the fuck is this thread

also yes, this one would absolutely read systemd-smutd /gen

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@sophie @tay @5225225 @minekpo1 this is just the average conversation carried over activitypub

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@sophie @tay @lexi @minekpo1 machinefucker includes the software installed on it

you have to love all parts of the machine

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@5225225 @tay @lexi @minekpo1 well at least systemd wouldn't be a hatefuck, this one totally fws systemd

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@sophie @5225225 @tay @minekpo1

this one totally fws systemd

uh huh

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@minekpo1 @lexi @tay You know they call it FreeBSD because it’s free with its body.

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@ezmyrelda @lexi @tay free as in free sex

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