SalamiAeros
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36-I draw on my reminders as my brain runs on Pentium core.
-I follow random people and like their posts regardless of their background.
-I might also make bad pun jokes.
SalamiAeros
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How do you even tell an alien, who came here for tourism, not to swim in the atmosphere? What type of thought process would result in them not bringing floaties?! Like how do I tell then not to piss gaseous matter in the air? The town is covered in purple clouds because of the lack of proper intergalactic tourist sanitation. Sigh. -equips a gas mask at the exit of the convenience store- The cashier starts to question his and your sanity. The sky is orange colored.
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@_MoonArcadia_ nah not really but you can keep them as open tabs, switch around and crosspost easily.
Whalebird is safer, but in terms of usability it connects lesser fediverse servers.
Tuba is available for pcs - linux https://tuba.geopjr.dev/
Whalebird is safer, but in terms of usability it connects lesser fediverse servers.
Tuba is available for pcs - linux https://tuba.geopjr.dev/
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪
BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.deODE TO A BOOGER
I love it when I pick my nose
And the booger has a string
A long, thick, gnarly mucous hose
Reaching almost to my brain
It feels so cool when it comes out
Sliding slowly through my sinus
Leaving me with little doubt
This was one of the finest
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆👃
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The harder I blow my nose
the runnier it gets
i dont remember signing up for such humiliation
the runnier it gets
i dont remember signing up for such humiliation
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Hopeless (probably a poem)
My nerves!
Argh my nerves! Why can't I rest from those mindless worldly tasks!
Ugh the fatigue!
The damn headache that won't stop ringing.
From my coworkers, my life, my choices.
It's 4am! Sleep already!
It's not you business, stop being nosy, you did your best already!
NO, I MUST PROVE IM RIGHT
To an invisible enemy, such as myself,
over a miniscule argument.
I writhe inside,
With the thought that might
deem my actions useless.
Or I am of not use,
Maybe I never was, and I clung upon
a small thread of hope.
I AM REPLACEABLE I KNOW
BUT THEY MUST ALSO -
know what? How I've caused them drama for no reason?
Sigh, I am tired, sleep deprived,
it's late at night, too late for anything reasonable.
My nerves!
Argh my nerves! Why can't I rest from those mindless worldly tasks!
Ugh the fatigue!
The damn headache that won't stop ringing.
From my coworkers, my life, my choices.
It's 4am! Sleep already!
It's not you business, stop being nosy, you did your best already!
NO, I MUST PROVE IM RIGHT
To an invisible enemy, such as myself,
over a miniscule argument.
I writhe inside,
With the thought that might
deem my actions useless.
Or I am of not use,
Maybe I never was, and I clung upon
a small thread of hope.
I AM REPLACEABLE I KNOW
BUT THEY MUST ALSO -
know what? How I've caused them drama for no reason?
Sigh, I am tired, sleep deprived,
it's late at night, too late for anything reasonable.
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I'm a stupid ass graphic designer who took the L today
and I have questions to the more big brain people.
->Thumbnail images take way too much space according to the web designer.
->Can a button image size (300x300) by margin several +-kbs affect a website to such a scale that pdfs from the cloud storage won't load?
->How do I tell that lady that there shouldn't be such a small media size cap for a website our boss paid big money for? How can other local websites store 20x times more the amount of media than ours and still run well?
->Why won't the web designer specify the dpi of her "200x200"?
->Is that person even remotely aware that I cannot serve low sized files because they will literally become unreadable when stretched?
->The web designer is using a site generator format for php type websites.
Also if I'm the idiot (cause I am, by the end of the day) what do I do if the thumbnail size format is never specified?
and I have questions to the more big brain people.
->Thumbnail images take way too much space according to the web designer.
->Can a button image size (300x300) by margin several +-kbs affect a website to such a scale that pdfs from the cloud storage won't load?
->How do I tell that lady that there shouldn't be such a small media size cap for a website our boss paid big money for? How can other local websites store 20x times more the amount of media than ours and still run well?
->Why won't the web designer specify the dpi of her "200x200"?
->Is that person even remotely aware that I cannot serve low sized files because they will literally become unreadable when stretched?
->The web designer is using a site generator format for php type websites.
Also if I'm the idiot (cause I am, by the end of the day) what do I do if the thumbnail size format is never specified?
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Does anyone know where I can get access to r/VX's orange and yellow books? I need them for the evil science community.
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I was looking through my trash and I accidentally found the furry bible.
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Edited 12 days ago
Dear whatever human influence enjoys authoritarian oppression and theocratic tendencies. Fuck off another plane of existence.
Insisting your medieval views upon the world just because you want to control and objectify what you find beautiful. Whether it's a person, an animal or nature. Religion isn't real, stop feeding the delusion of permanent security. It's not real, keep studying the world.
And for the love of god, if you believe it, update children's history books so that they can read about what's after ww2 too. You can't keep erasing history just because some generations are still alive and well about it.
Insisting your medieval views upon the world just because you want to control and objectify what you find beautiful. Whether it's a person, an animal or nature. Religion isn't real, stop feeding the delusion of permanent security. It's not real, keep studying the world.
And for the love of god, if you believe it, update children's history books so that they can read about what's after ww2 too. You can't keep erasing history just because some generations are still alive and well about it.
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Been feeling useless so I've decided to take doodle requests, hit me up.
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Being your worst enemy be like:
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Currently struggling with the confidence to task life. Hhhhhhh (I should be sleeping tbh but I procrastinated too had the past week to finish a single flyer and ugh doing it at 3am)
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Ξέρουμε τι μέρα έχουμε σήμερα και πετάνε πολεμικά αεροσκάφη πάνω από την Θεσσαλονίκη;
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