SalamiAeros
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36-I draw on my reminders as my brain runs on Pentium core.
-I follow random people and like their posts regardless of their background.
-I might also make bad pun jokes.
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Does your local store sell edible cloth detergent? No? Where do you live? In a cave?
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So anyway today we will talk about shrooms.
There are poisonous shrooms. They are divas and like to show off, either your best friend or the biggest most toxic bitch in the hood.
Hallucinogenic shrooms. They talk some really deep dark shit. Nyarhalthotep or whatchamacallit comes to visit them for tea occasionally. They make some really good underground music. Sometimes you forget they are real.
Belly hurty shrooms. That one mutual that makes poop jokes all the time. Your local neighborly clown. Makes all the memes you know. Has weak bladder and gets sick easily.
Edibol shrooms. Tradwives. Or that grandma that offers you local food that looks so unappealing but ends up being good. You appreciate their company, long term friend material, sometimes scolds you for eating cables. You sometimes scold them back for being swept by conservative propaganda.
Tasty safe shrooms. The quirky friend that smokes weed and makes the best pizza/stew/whatever. Loves Snoop Dogg, possibly that one lesbian you met when you accidentally walked into a LGBT+ bar while completely drunk. You will never be invited to the threesome cause you're both partnerless.
Mold. Your older sibling.
Moss. Your younger sibling.
There are poisonous shrooms. They are divas and like to show off, either your best friend or the biggest most toxic bitch in the hood.
Hallucinogenic shrooms. They talk some really deep dark shit. Nyarhalthotep or whatchamacallit comes to visit them for tea occasionally. They make some really good underground music. Sometimes you forget they are real.
Belly hurty shrooms. That one mutual that makes poop jokes all the time. Your local neighborly clown. Makes all the memes you know. Has weak bladder and gets sick easily.
Edibol shrooms. Tradwives. Or that grandma that offers you local food that looks so unappealing but ends up being good. You appreciate their company, long term friend material, sometimes scolds you for eating cables. You sometimes scold them back for being swept by conservative propaganda.
Tasty safe shrooms. The quirky friend that smokes weed and makes the best pizza/stew/whatever. Loves Snoop Dogg, possibly that one lesbian you met when you accidentally walked into a LGBT+ bar while completely drunk. You will never be invited to the threesome cause you're both partnerless.
Mold. Your older sibling.
Moss. Your younger sibling.
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Fuck it, I'll go buy bootleg toys, their og alternatives are ugly as hell.
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Edited 16 days ago
USPOL - what comes right after
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A mutual reported that they already started harassing/hunting down trans folks / visibly left leaning folks in Texas. Some of which, is happening in local Universities. People are severely terrified.
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Oh so NOW liberals want to side with the leftists.
Force US abide by international law and then let's start the talk.
Force US abide by international law and then let's start the talk.
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What's certain is the fact that we will see a large spike of twitter migrations again. Even if the majority goes to bluesky.
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It's my beefday today and I invited all my local MC building crew.
The rest will meet at Gettie's caketown tomorrow.
The rest will meet at Gettie's caketown tomorrow.
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The more I study japanese the less I understand it.
Yesterday Duolingo decided to tell me "hey, wanna be immorally sassy?"
And that's how I learnt the word "hideous". (and how most words described as unlikeable, are in katagana for emphasis)
Yesterday Duolingo decided to tell me "hey, wanna be immorally sassy?"
And that's how I learnt the word "hideous". (and how most words described as unlikeable, are in katagana for emphasis)
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Nsfw, just dumb idea popped up.
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What if those phone AI chats weren't AI and it was just people being excessively kinky to each other, without knowing it's actually people behind them. Like a glory phone of sorts. Wouldn't that be funny or what.
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Edited 23 days ago
Trans, nonbinary stuff
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Today I've achieved my true stickman form, wearing my first binder,I'll include my first impressions below.
In all honesty, I look like the average overweight German (no offense). But honestly I feel nothing, just a bit cathartic. And yes can confirm, it's itchy. Helps with my minor scoliosis too.
I think I can roll with it. Not bad, just surprisingly boring, peaceful even.
In all honesty, I look like the average overweight German (no offense). But honestly I feel nothing, just a bit cathartic. And yes can confirm, it's itchy. Helps with my minor scoliosis too.
I think I can roll with it. Not bad, just surprisingly boring, peaceful even.
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Never in my life I've seen this much cat hair inside a small gaming console
Nintendo should start selling vacuum cleaners shaped like Mario kart.
Nintendo should start selling vacuum cleaners shaped like Mario kart.
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